Some funny lines

Mera future itna bright hai

K mujhse dekha hi nahi ja raha😒😔


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Na usko meri kadar na mujhe uski kadar

 Two parallel cannot intersect each other💪😁


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Kasamse main pehle ek bhi gaali nahi deta tha

Fir zindagi ne dost hi aise diye jo bina gaali sune
baat hi nahi sunte toh galiyan sikh li 😇😇😇😇😇😇

Some Shayaris From Zakir Khan

Bewajah Bewafaon Ko Yaad Kiya Hai,

Galat Logo Pe Bahut Wakt Barbad Kiya Hai.

Kamyabi tere Liya humne,

khudko yu tayar kar liya.

maine haar jazbaat bazaar

mein rakh ke ishtehar kar liya.

Hazaron baar sune hue gaane ke lyrics agar achanak se ache lagne lag jaye,

toh babu samaj lo emotional vaat lagne wali hai..

CID Jokes

1. gujrati me pitaji k bhai ko bolte he kaka..

Wah wah...

Gujrati me pitaji ke bhai ko bolte he kaka...
......Wah wah...

DAYA to ACP :- "teri maa ka saki naka"


2. Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...

Wah wah ...

Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...
......
Abhijeet to Daya:- chura ke dil mera taarika chali...


3. aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...
Wah wah....

Aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...

MUSKAN ne pahena Jeans aur Vivek hua diwana....


4. Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar....

Thoda nazuk sher he gor farmaiyega..

Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar.....
......
Daya:- Are ACP tune wo picture dekhi "Dil vil pyar vyar"


5. Tu sayar to nahi,lekin sayri achhi banata he...

Wah wah...

Tu sayar to nahi lekin sayri achhi banata he...
......
Abhijit zara dekho to Daya ye samose kaha se lata he..?!

all 5 jokes
By Chauhan Dhaval