Some funny lines

Mera future itna bright hai

K mujhse dekha hi nahi ja raha😒😔


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Na usko meri kadar na mujhe uski kadar

 Two parallel cannot intersect each other💪😁


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Kasamse main pehle ek bhi gaali nahi deta tha

Fir zindagi ne dost hi aise diye jo bina gaali sune
baat hi nahi sunte toh galiyan sikh li 😇😇😇😇😇😇

Funny Shayri

Arz Kiya Hai

Teri Yaad mein mujhe Susu Lag gaya

😝      😜      😛

Yea bhi toh Aasu hi hai pagli, bas raasta bhatak gaya

CID PJ Jokes

1. Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....
Wah Wah...
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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Daya, wahi ruk jao..
Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .


2. Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro....
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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....


3.Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
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Daya in sab k fingerprints le lo !


4.Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega....
Wah Wah....
Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega.....
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Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega...


5. Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey...
Waah Waah...
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Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey...
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ACP Pradyumn, jaldi cover karo, warna mar Jaoge !!!!.