Hell Of A Cow!!!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Some funny lines

Mera future itna bright hai

K mujhse dekha hi nahi ja raha😒😔


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Na usko meri kadar na mujhe uski kadar

 Two parallel cannot intersect each other💪😁


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Kasamse main pehle ek bhi gaali nahi deta tha

Fir zindagi ne dost hi aise diye jo bina gaali sune
baat hi nahi sunte toh galiyan sikh li 😇😇😇😇😇😇

Funny Shayri

Arz Kiya Hai

Teri Yaad mein mujhe Susu Lag gaya

😝      😜      😛

Yea bhi toh Aasu hi hai pagli, bas raasta bhatak gaya

Some Shayaris From Zakir Khan

Bewajah Bewafaon Ko Yaad Kiya Hai,

Galat Logo Pe Bahut Wakt Barbad Kiya Hai.

Kamyabi tere Liya humne,

khudko yu tayar kar liya.

maine haar jazbaat bazaar

mein rakh ke ishtehar kar liya.

Hazaron baar sune hue gaane ke lyrics agar achanak se ache lagne lag jaye,

toh babu samaj lo emotional vaat lagne wali hai..

CID Jokes

1. gujrati me pitaji k bhai ko bolte he kaka..

Wah wah...

Gujrati me pitaji ke bhai ko bolte he kaka...
......Wah wah...

DAYA to ACP :- "teri maa ka saki naka"


2. Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...

Wah wah ...

Ahemdabad ki dhup se skin meri jali...
......
Abhijeet to Daya:- chura ke dil mera taarika chali...


3. aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...
Wah wah....

Aajkal CID ke sher ka he zamana...

MUSKAN ne pahena Jeans aur Vivek hua diwana....


4. Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar....

Thoda nazuk sher he gor farmaiyega..

Abhijit ko tarika se aur vivek ko muskan se he pyar.....
......
Daya:- Are ACP tune wo picture dekhi "Dil vil pyar vyar"


5. Tu sayar to nahi,lekin sayri achhi banata he...

Wah wah...

Tu sayar to nahi lekin sayri achhi banata he...
......
Abhijit zara dekho to Daya ye samose kaha se lata he..?!

all 5 jokes
By Chauhan Dhaval

Funny Jokes updated by Facebook Fans

In 2010, Rajnikant released a film named ROBOT

The history will repeat . . . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named RAJNIKANT....
by Vaseem Khan

Kaltak Headlines :
Ek train cycle ki chapait mein aayi,train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye. Aur cyclist RAJNIKANT faraar ...
By 'Mir Owais Truly Kashmiri'


Rajnikant Is Remaking TITANIC With Sum Changes..

In End He Dsnt DIE

He swims Across D Ocean
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With

Heroine In 1Hand
&
TITANIC In D Other....
by Anuja Kubde


Once a guy tried 2 flirt wid rajnikvastavanth's gf
and

now d guy is knwn as

......socho socho

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BOBBY DARLING:)
by ANKIT Shrivastav


Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now dat grl is known as..
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Dolly Bindra..!
by Vandana Singhal