Rajinikanth Jokes

1. Sex se phaile ladki ladke se......
Hmare bacche ka nam kya hoga???
.....????
Ladka Condom Chadhakar bola: Agar iss ke baad bhi baccha hua tho uska nam "Rajinikanth" rakhege..

2. A 22 Wheeler Truck Collided with Rajnikanth and now that Truck is Called "Tata Nano"

3. A Frustrated Message from RAJNIKANT to All..
.
"Saalo,
Ek Limit hoti he..
Ye Kaun Likh raha hai
......ki,
RAJNIKANT shit Khaata he
Aur
Piche se Roti nikalti he.??:-D;-)

4. Rajinikanth jokes 4 Roadies Fans...
Once Rajinikanth went 2roadies ...
next during vote out...
Guess what...
,....
.........
...............
Rajinikanth : I'm sorry Raghu.. Aapka Roadies ka safar yahin khatam hota hai...!!! :-) :P

5. once rajnikanth robbed a house in front of a small boy and his friends.............
can u gues who is he known today.......................................

...................TEES MAR KHAN

6. Slam of Rajinikanth...
NAME- RAJNIKANT.
HOBBY- playing with LIONS AND
TIGERS.
RECORDS - fought with
...
elephant and broke its neck,
......
jumped over a giraffe in a high
jump competition.
Greatest ACHIEVEMENT- skating
in volcano(1996).
SILLY THINGS DONE- swimming
in Tsunami.
MOST EMBRASSING MOMENT-
couldn't kill 40 tigers in 1 punch.
PROUDEST MOMENT- when d
biggest COBRA died after biting
me.