Rajinikanth Jokes

1. Why 'Earthquake' occurs on earth?
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Bcoz
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At that time Rajinikanth mobile was on VIBRATE MODE....!!! :)


2. When Rajinikanth switch on his AC without closing the door
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Winter starts in INDIA....!!!!
happy winter....


3.Once RAJINIKANTH forgot his toys near Mumbai..
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Now dat place is known as Essel World.....


4. Rajnikant doesn't masturbate . . He just stares at his penis and says "FIRE!"


5. Now digest dis...

Rajnikant decided 2 sell his Urine....

its now called...
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RED BULL.