Rajinikanth SMS

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Rajinikanth 1ce participated in cooking competition....
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of course our rajni won...
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but think wht he made in finals ???
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sochooo....???/
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d Dish was..
Laal mirchi ka meetha halwa...!...!!...!!!


2. Galileo used lamp 2 study...
Graham bell used candle 2study...
Shakespeare studied in street light...
but...
Do u know abt Rajinikanth ....
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.guess...
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only agarbatti...


3. Micheal
Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours...Can you?
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Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?


4. Talwarbazi k mukable mein 1chinese ne barik wire k 2tukde kr diye...
Japaani ne usse bi baarik taar k 2 tukde kr diye .....
Aab bari humare Rajinikanth ki thi...
Rajinikanth ne machhar udaya, talwar ghumayi aur machhar UDD GYA....

...Judge - Machhar tho uud gya...!!!!
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Rajinikanth - ud to gya h par vo kbhi Baap nhi ban sakega....!!!!


5. Look at the sky SKY at 11pm 2day....
U can see RAJNI...
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coz
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he is participating n ASIAN GAMES HIGH jump....